NAMBLA Gives Phil Godlewski Honorary Boy-Lover of the Year Award
Totally Not Clickbait Satire can report that Mr. Godlewski and his deviant behaviors are finally being recognized by the group.
NAMBLA - The North American Man/Boy Love Association have formally recognized the degeneracy of former realtor and current Pennsylvania resident Mr. Phil Godlewksi. The group have decided to make him a honorary recipient of their highest accolade - The Boy Lover of the Year Award, often only reserved for the most perverse of individuals.
Sources familiar with the matter report that Phil is over the moon to have been accepted and recognized by the group and will be displaying the award alongside his fake Harvard Diploma on his next live stream.
Totally Not Clickbait reached out to Phil for comment and he had this to say, “I was just as surprised as the next pathological liar to be told that I was being given the award. When I saw the caller ID on my Q-Phone flash up NAMBLA I thought to myself what do these guys want? I pled guilty to corrupting a 15 year old girl, not a boy!”
After a few minutes of pouting his cracked dry lips and scrunching his eyes, Phil later went on to tell us “I accepted the award regardless, it only further adds to my overall corruptness and increases my street credibility to my post menopausal group of Telegram followers.” Phil likes to refer to his followers as Philievers.
Unfortunately Phil had to cut the interview short owing to the fact that he was about to go on his 10th vacation this year - paid for by his Philiever following and his MLM scams.
Totally Not Clickbait hopes to catch-up with Phil upon his return from vacation and discuss in depth his involvement with the Q Team, how it feels to be the world’s Top Anon, and the possibility of him creating and leading The Church of Phil.
(Totally A Parody/Satire)
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Isn’t he authoring a new book? PedoPhil and Depravity: a teenage suicide sexcapade and high priced silver